It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

1. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
2. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
3. You hit me with a cricket bat.

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.

No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

• No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.
• Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.
• Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. You hit me with a cricket bat.

I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! You hit me with a cricket bat. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens!

No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!